pun queen

thou shalt pun
thou shalt progress
thou shalt rage
thou shalt free think
thou shalt chortle
thou shalt sexify
thou shalt use correct grammar and spelling (unless it's to make a pun)
thou shalt learn
thou shalt love
thou shalt question that shit!

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October 9th, 2011
We’re going to close the unproductive tax loopholes that have allowed some of the truly wealthy to avoid paying their fair share. In theory, some of those loopholes were understandable, but in practice they sometimes made it possible for millionaires to pay nothing, while a bus driver was paying 10 percent of his salary, and that’s crazy. It’s time we stopped it.
Ronald Reagan (via abaldwin360)

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September 16th, 2011

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September 15th, 2011
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Soren Kierkegaard  (via theydontwantustoescape)

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These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don’t give a f*ck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a deal out of.

Clint Eastwood, in an interview for the October issue of GQ.

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September 1st, 2011
canisfamiliaris: Don’t waste time.

canisfamiliaris:

Don’t waste time.

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August 23rd, 2011
Ever hear of chaos theory? It’s a science, tries to determine underlying patterns in chaotic systems. Weather, ocean currents, blood flow, that sort of thing. But it turns out that there are few things more chaotic than the beat of a human heart. Its beating up, slowing down. Pretty face, flight of stairs. It’s always changing depending on what’s happening out there. It’s an erratic son of a bitch. But underneath all of that bump-da-bump mess, there is in fact a pattern, the truth, and it’s love. Most important thing about love is that we choose to give it, and we choose to receive it. Making it the least random act in the entire universe. It transcends blood, it transcends betrayal and all the dirt that makes us human.
- Frank Allen (Ryan Reynolds) Chaos Theory
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August 16th, 2011
How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, ‘This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant’? Instead they say, ‘No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.’ A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths
Carl Sagan (via rockytheraccoon)

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