pun queen

thou shalt pun
thou shalt progress
thou shalt rage
thou shalt free think
thou shalt chortle
thou shalt sexify
thou shalt use correct grammar and spelling (unless it's to make a pun)
thou shalt learn
thou shalt love
thou shalt question that shit!

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September 24th, 2012

the-vashta-nerada:

whenever a really creepy guy talks to me i kind of have this game to see how many creepy words i can fit into our conversation before he leaves me alone

today i managed to say “semi automatic rifle” four times and “skull collection” five times 

new high score

(via whyimsingle)

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    The problem I see this causing is the high percentage of men who would find neither of those things creepy.
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