pun queen

thou shalt pun
thou shalt progress
thou shalt rage
thou shalt free think
thou shalt chortle
thou shalt sexify
thou shalt use correct grammar and spelling (unless it's to make a pun)
thou shalt learn
thou shalt love
thou shalt question that shit!

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August 4th, 2012

seriouslyamerica:

JOEY: Uh, Mr. Morgan. Is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Mydol before she comes to class?

MR. MORGAN: Some day you’re gonna get bitch-slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it. And Kat. I want to thank you for your point of view. I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle class suburban oppression. It must be tough. But the next time you storm around the PTA crusading for better lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them why they can’t buy a book written by a black man!

WHITE RASTA CHORUS: That’s right mon!

MR. MORGAN: Don’t even get me started on you two!

BEST SCENE.

(Source: realripper, via stfuconservatives)

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