i’m mitt romney?
look at me, i’m riding a furry dressage horse!
i have two seer stones and my apartment smells of rich (no need for mahogany)
you are a smelly mormon hooker. go back to your home on magical underpants island.
For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let’s be Co-rporations
I’m in a car elevator of emotion.
MITT ROMNEY LOVES LAMP
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