Dear Old Dog
dearoldlove: I wish I could just love and pet you once in awhile.
How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are these gaps in...– ha. i have a HUGE potty mouth. my mom tells me to stop swearing b/c it’s ‘not professional’ or ‘attractive’. i can’t help it b/c i learned to swear at one of the labs i worked at on campus w/ a laser that never worked. and saying ‘fuck’ feels...
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.– that’s so me Audrey Hepburn (via girlwithoutwings) (via quote-book) (via poeticheartache)
Jeremy Peterson: SISTA!!!
celestialeyes5: (Autoreply) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHJwgA54Gqk&feature=player_embedded
Jeremy Peterson: (Autoply) Arrrrrr.....!!!!!!
celestialeyes5: how many sheets?
celestialeyes5: is it toilet paper or paper towel strength?
Jeremy Peterson: (Autoply) It happens before the (Autoreply) so I got you first!
celestialeyes5: whats up?
celestialeyes5: congrats on the job!!
celestialeyes5: when do you start?
Jeremy Peterson: Thx! We the kids come back. Jsut one night a week, so it is perfect!
celestialeyes5: what night?
Jeremy Peterson: Thinking bout a movie tonight! Wanna come over and entertain me? lol
Jeremy Peterson: Not sure yet.
celestialeyes5: well whatever night it is i'll make it my weekly thang
celestialeyes5: what movie were you thinkin about watching?
celestialeyes5: all i've done is lay around all day haha
Jeremy Peterson: NIce!
Jeremy Peterson: Me too! Not sure, I can download one...
Jeremy Peterson: so stay in your comfy clothes, I will sweep the empty food wrappers under the couch and flush the toilet and get over here! hahaha
celestialeyes5: ok i'll come over soon
Jeremy Peterson: Shoild I flush the toilet now, or wait a few, the couch is soooo comfy! lol
celestialeyes5: hahaha gross idk
Jeremy Peterson: maybe I will leave ya' a floater in one and put put seats down! It could be like Lets make a Deal!
celestialeyes5: eeew gross
celestialeyes5: i have a stinky brother and father, but i don't have to see their poo
celestialeyes5: i don't wanna see yours
Jeremy Peterson: But its been fermetning for a day now! lol
celestialeyes5: please tell me you're joking b/c that's beyond disgusting
Jeremy Peterson: COme on now! It will be just like that Cat, is the poop there..? You will only know if yo lift the lid! Otherwise it could be there and not there at the same time!
celestialeyes5: you mean schrodingers cat??
Jeremy Peterson: We will call it Schrodinger's Poop! hahahahahahhahaahha!
celestialeyes5: i can't believe that
celestialeyes5: soooooo funny
celestialeyes5: oh poop jokes
How many people have been killed by Christians... →
Lindsay Lohan, 24, her name and face is all over...
poeticheartache: -lovefox: mumueller:via deerjesus
stfuconservatives: ryking: themadvoter: genderqueer: xxboy:ihatethismess:thatbridgeisonfire:dont-blame-me:femblr: When we complain about men raping, abusing, harassing, and refusing us our human rights, and you come back angrily with “But some men aren’t like that! How dare you imply that I might be like that.” Do you not think that the problem might come from the very fact that you are...
As for the alleged “Christian Conservatives,” an oxymoron if ever the language...– oh man, this is great! especially the ending :) tennroof (via tart-tart) (via apsies) (via cijimcb) (via stfuconservatives)
think about all the things you like or love about yourself. when you meet the...– me
just one more day
i would just lay in bed with you and cuddle and kiss and make stupid puns and watch family guy and futurama. can i just have that to save my aching heart? please?
darth vader: gimme all your money
worthy of love
so last night was the first time i had been hit on in a long time. i was out with my friends and i walked to the bathroom and this group of guys stopped me, claiming they thought we were the most gorgeous girls in the bar and noticed me right away and wanted to buy us drinks. i stood there, stammering like an idiot, because i didn’t know how to react. these guys weren’t even good...
You know what I want? I want to be someone’s reason for waking up, someone’s...– (via poeticheartache)
a place to love dogs: I Rescued A Human Today →
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn’t be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had in…
video interview featuring my brother!! he’s out in TN right now playing for the minnesota twins on their rookie team. go nathaniel!! :)
I graduated from middle school, and I thought “refudiate” was a word.– ahahahaha that’s GREAT (via shitnoonehaseversaid)
get your paws off me you damn, dirty human! →
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invisible + animals = funny + cute →
i would TOTALLY watch this show if they turned it into a reality series