Google 2204355, and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.– What. The. F★★★. (via tumblaire) (via molls) (via creeperstatus) (via stonerparty)
IN A PERFECT WORLD
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MORE awards for the broseph →
i pretty much feel the same way as these women →
i’m not afraid of commitment, but i’m definitely afraid of marriage and the possibility of a divorce. scary scary scary.
chi-town lingo →
recycle a chill pill →
so it’s been bugging me for a while now…each time i throw out my empty pill containers. i finally remembered to search for options for recycling them, and the state of IL actually lists where you can do so! that makes me really happy, as i’m not creative enough to find uses for the empty pill containers (plus i have a few too many lol), and i can help reduce the amount of...
World statistics in real time. →
idledrearydays: Just fascinating.
10 hours of tennis →
i LOVE tennis but i think i would’ve died after 3 hours
People with the first initial "D" have the...
hahahha this just made my day ohyeahfacts: (source)
You forget that, in the dark, we must move closer together in order to see each...– I Wrote This For You (via shrinkinginthecity)
woody and buzz…definitely could be dildo and vibrator nicknames
When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old...– (**insert your name here.) Lady Gaga (via jcup) (via getyourjacketon) (via moveyourbooty) Gospel of Gaga, amen. (via shrinkinginthecity)
The human brain is only capable of maintaining 150...
so long, vienna →
that was as surprising as guidos fist pumping
Texas Republicans: Jail supporters of LGBT people →
hmmm…maybe they should consider that jailing people could lead to more acts of sodomy? aka don’t drop the soap while in jail/prison…thank jeebus i live in illinois. and i will STILL continue to support my LGBT friends!! stfuconservatives: (via nuttily)
faux vagina dentata?? →
thou shalt pun →
dearoldlove: It’s a good thing I don’t see you that often because after two years, you are still a hazard to my heart.
now you can have a mustache ride →