pun queen: Archive

Jul 1st

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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“Google 2204355, and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

– What. The. F★★★. (via tumblaire) (via molls) (via creeperstatus) (via stonerparty)

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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IN A PERFECT WORLD

Jun 28th

Jun 27th

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Jun 26th

Jun 25th

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MORE awards for the broseph →

Jun 25th

i pretty much feel the same way as these women →

i’m not afraid of commitment, but i’m definitely afraid of marriage and the possibility of a divorce. scary scary scary.

Jun 25th

chi-town lingo →

Jun 25th

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recycle a chill pill →

so it’s been bugging me for a while now…each time i throw out my empty pill containers. i finally remembered to search for options for recycling them, and the state of IL actually lists where you can do so! that makes me really happy, as i’m not creative enough to find uses for the empty pill containers (plus i have a few too many lol), and i can help reduce the amount of...

Jun 24th

World statistics in real time. →

idledrearydays: Just fascinating.

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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10 hours of tennis →

i LOVE tennis but i think i would’ve died after 3 hours

Jun 23rd

People with the first initial "D" have the...

hahahha this just made my day ohyeahfacts: (source)

Jun 23rd

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“You forget that, in the dark, we must move closer together in order to see each...”

– I Wrote This For You (via shrinkinginthecity)

Jun 23rd

Watch

woody and buzz…definitely could be dildo and vibrator nicknames

Jun 23rd

“When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old...”

– (**insert your name here.) Lady Gaga (via jcup) (via getyourjacketon) (via moveyourbooty) Gospel of Gaga, amen. (via shrinkinginthecity)

Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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The human brain is only capable of maintaining 150...

ohyeahfacts: (source)

Jun 22nd

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so long, vienna →

that was as surprising as guidos fist pumping

Jun 22nd

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Texas Republicans: Jail supporters of LGBT people →

hmmm…maybe they should consider that jailing people could lead to more acts of sodomy? aka don’t drop the soap while in jail/prison…thank jeebus i live in illinois. and i will STILL continue to support my LGBT friends!! stfuconservatives: (via nuttily)

Jun 21st

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