February 2010
Mow ‘Em Down →
January 2010
old man works it →
this reminds me of a certain someone i know…except he’s 31 on a campus w/ people of average age 20
“i don’t care about my crotch. as long as i can still masturbate.”
– drunk michael ‘llama’ morrow on his 24th birthday
“origasme”
– carly…talking about origamis (duh, it had to be sexual at some point)
“once again…NO DICK ON MY STAGE!!”
– DJ at my friend’s 24th birthday @ crystal’s in crystal lake
Hair products (like shampoo, and conditioner) are...
This i actually knew!
ohyeahfacts:
The hair that is visible on the human body is dead hair – when hair is alive it is still beneath the surface of the skin. Nothing you add to the hair can make it healthier – it can merely add shine or color. Once the hair is out, there is nothing you can do to make it healthier.
(source)
tiger's whore balls →
iGrow cannabis →
sounds a lot safer than buying something that could’ve come from colombia and be laced with who knows what
“Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we’d just be...”
– FML
ahaha my worst nightmare!!
rainymood.com →
too bad you can’t capture the sound of snow falling…
all over you by the spill canvas
Yeah he’s a looker But I really think it’s guts that matter most I displayed them for you Strung out about from coast to coast I am easily make-believe Just dress me up in what you want me to be I’ll take back what I’ve been saying for quite some time now I gotta feel you in my bones again I’m all over you I’m not over you I wanna taste you one more...
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)
pretty girl by sugarcult
Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything Pretty soon she’ll figure out what his intensions were about That’s what you get for falling again You can never get him out of your head That’s what you get for falling again You can never get him out of your head It’s the way That he makes you feel It’s the way That he kisses you It’s the way ...
my brother won leading hitter and MVP!!! →
4th paragraph down :)
“(813): y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your...”
– TFLN
this guy must be my soul mate.
'Avatar' breaks 'Titanic' worldwide record | THR →
popculturebrain:
What so many thought could never happen just did. The king has fallen…to the exact same king. The only question now is how will Cameron ever ever top this, or should he even try?
Lets not forget all this doesn’t count for inflation, so if you really despise Avatar, relish in this fact…
Still champ is “Gone With the Wind,” which grossed $400 million worldwide in 1939, now worth...
Watchfeeling the weight of it all
the 'born again virgin' idiot →
Watchi’ve always liked buddhism…now there’s another reason why!
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE →
i think i'm a little reblog happy today
must’ve been that protein shake this morning…nom nom
the ultimate stalker tool →
i already know...
“I’m a slut because i’ll wear shorts and a tank top. I’m a bitch because i don’t let you push me around. I’m a liar because i won’t tell you everything. I’m stupid because sometimes i’m wrong. I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect. I’m a whore because i like boys. I’m annoying because i’m not chill enough. I’m a loser because i’m not friends with your group. I’m fake because most of the time i’m...
“Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favors...”
– FML
these are the kind of women who give ME a bad name. STOP DOING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS.
ExBoyfriendJewelry →
You don’t want it. He can’t have it back.
<3
