April 2009
how to tick me off
suck at life. do dumb things and make other people associated with you look bad. schedule me to work at 6am when i DON’T have a car, have told you a MILLION times i rely on the bus, and the bus service won’t get me to work AT 6am because it doesn’t start running till 6:30am. comment on my boobs, polite or not, sarcastic or not, i don’t want to hear it. i have huge...
i am laners, hear me roar →
my personal webpage with ‘personal statement’ on why i should be hired. just something a bit more professional than tumblr :P.
we so fly we chi!
so on saturday, the bulls won (i watched the game at work but left before OT, and then found out we won!), the cubs won (i left before the end of that game to go play tennis and missed the amazing homerun, boo to the person who couldn’t WAIT till the game was over to play :P), the hawks won whilst i was drinking with friends for mom’s weekend (that was a blast), and then i find out...
this is so incredibly sad and unnerving →
i'm not as think as you drunk i am
haha ohhhh gotta love the stupid things one says and does while drunk!
comedic space walk →
how to tick me off
…don’t hire me. seriously people!!! i have a degree in aerospace engineering with a minor in atmospheric sciences, and SOOOOOOO much experience you’d think i was an engineering hooker. i’ve worked in a lab (3 years), i worked with students (a summer and taught 2 classes), i’ve worked in the deans’ offices. HIRE ME!!! i built laser parts dammit, ran...
love-love →
federer gets married…good for him and his wife, bad for me. one less tennis player for me to potentially marry (mainly b/c i want someone to play tennis competively against for the rest of my life. if he just happens to be one of the best players ever, that doesn’t hurt :P)
occupational hazard
so tomorrow is easter and i have to work…which means the easter bunny brunch with screaming children. i’m so hoppy i could shoot myself.
how to tick me off
ask questions during a movie that i’ve seen…or have never seen. if i’ve seen it, i’m not telling you. if i haven’t seen it, don’t make me think about different aspects of the movie i want to question myself. or maybe your questions are the reason why some of us evolved into humans…to get out of the jungles away from you.
obleak
derived from oblique and bleak
oblique - slanting muscles or morally wrong
bleak - depressing or barren
therefore obleak means to be one with depressing muscles (fat) or so morally wrong you’re barren (infertile)
basically to be obleak is to be fat and infertile
CUBBIES OPENING GAME!!! →
gahhh i hope this year is the year…like how it’s said every year lol. <3 my cubbies!
