December 2009
“Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the random...”
– FML.
why do i feel like i can relate to this? except that i don’t play C.O.D (or COD like the fish as my brother yells at me to pronounce it). sheesh, lemme get back to kickin’ ass in guitar hero!
this may ptero-rize you!!! →
“There is not enough love and goodness in the world for us to be permitted to...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
hell explained by a chemistry student →
is hell exothermic or endothermic?!?! read on to find out
The 'Things Creationists Hate' Song!
The “Things Creationists Hate” song! (Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music) Thermodynamics and closing the system, DNA helix and techs that can twist ‘em, Egyptian history without a flood break, These are the things that creationists hate. Wallace and Darwin and Einstein and Hawking, Asimov, Sagan and Shermer - how shocking! Eldrige and Gould and their...
interesting links on jesus' real birth date →
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_was_Jesus%27_real_birthday
http://www.truthbook.com/index.cfm?linkID=634
just interesting to read :)
christmas/hanukkah/kwanzaa from an...
how do i feel about these religious holidays? i once read somewhere that it’s impossible for someone who doesn’t believe in god or jesus to celebrate these times (and that was a christian who said it, funny enough). and although i don’t believe in any religious implications of christmas, i like to think i believe in the spirit of christmas, and i can and have every right to...
goldeneye007: still the best FPS ever →
maps by yeah yeah yeahs
Pack up I’m straight I’m not Oh say say say Oh say say say Oh say say say Oh say say say Oh say say say Wait they don’t love you like i love you Wait they don’t love you like i love you Maps……….. Wait they don’t love you like i love you Made off don’t stray well my kinds your kind i’ll stay the same Pack up don’t stray oh say say...
“Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn...”
– FML
lord of the rings status updates →
brittany murphy dead at 32 →
lookin' for love by johnny lee
Well, I spent a lifetime lookin’ for you Single bars and good time lovers were never true Playin’ a fools game, hopin’ to win Tellin’ those sweet lies and losin’ again I was lookin’ for love in all the wrong places Lookin’ for love in too many faces Searchin’ their eyes, lookin’ for traces Of what I’m dreamin’ of ...
two is better than one by boys like girls ft....
I remember what you wore on the first day You came into my life and I thought “Hey, you know, this could be something” ‘Cause everything you do and words you say You know that it all takes my breath away And now I’m left with nothing So maybe it’s true That I can’t live without you Maybe two is better than one There’s so much time To figure out...
“I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how...”
– iris, ‘the holiday’
Watchfrom the daily show…
the last 2 minutes is what pisses me off most. yes, scientists are only into ‘big business’ and making money off global warming. and all these other countries are socialist and trying to lower the standards of american life so we can all be on par while the world falls apart BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING. fucking idiots. at this point, (and after taking...
these people think they're good looking?? ... →
The Toothless Fairy →
How did the letters “xo” come to be used as a...
ohyeahfacts:
The first mention in literature of XXX for kisses at the bottom of a letter was in 1901, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The X itself is very old.
The custom goes back to the early Christian era, when a cross mark or “X” was the same as a sworn oath. The cross referred to the cross of Calvary and the first letter of the Greek word for Christ, Xristos.
Even as little as...
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
“Today, I got a call from my daughter’s pre-school. Apparently, she is...”
– FML
“what’s tiger woods’ new name?
lion cheetah”
– no idea, but it sounds exactly like something my dad and i would say with all the stupid puns we have
“why is santa claus smarter than tiger woods?
because he stopped at three...”
– no idea
what grinds my gears
when people RSVP ‘yes’ to a party and then don’t show up. RUDE.
infinity bagel →
