January 2009
Letterman's List
Ten ways Blagojevich Could Improve His Image 10. Star in new television series, “America’s Funniest Haircuts” 9. Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop 8. Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like “BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH” 7. Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest 6. Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot...
strike 1000000, you're still out
soooo i’m just hanging around campus this semester, waiting to hear back about grad school, and i STILL can’t find a part time job. it’s been like 3 weeks. i’ve called back every bar i applied at (i figured the fact that i put AVAILABLE ANY DAY, ANY TIME on my application would look appealing), but since i gave them my apps, they’ve decided they’re either not...
awesome
blagobitch disgusts me →
i hate this woman.
Beer Maid →
one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
something i read/saw tonight made me realize how many lonely people are out there. this is something i knew but with all these lonely people, if we’re all feeling lonely, we all feel lonely together. that makes me feel less lonely!
I GRADUATED!!!
with a bachelor of science in aerospace engineering…did i mention that?? and i think i got my minor in atmospheric sciences too :)
single again
maybe i should take a break…this whole dating thing isn’t working. i know i wanted to break up with the guy anyway, but the emotional attachment i suffer regardless is unbearable. at this point i’m willing to wait until i meet THE ONE. and remember now, i’m not all for marriage. i just want THE ONE to spend the rest of my life with. if he wants to get married, i think...
my new favorite website →
Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each...
– seely booth on ‘bones’